My L.A. college life summarized in the best Facebook posts (these things actually happened!)

03/05/2009

“IS GOING TO FLY TO NASHVILLE TOMORROW FOR A CASTING. AAAAH”

  • That never happened. People tried to mess with naive 20-year-old me.

 

12/29/2009

“apartment hunting today: old fat lonely guy and a girl who looked like a crackhead. *sigh*”

 

06/10/2010

“Got a free mani at hollywood/highland. They wanna break the world record: 20.000 manis til 8pm. And michelle trachtenberg was there, too (buffys sister for those who dont know,just like me lol)”

  • Oh you know, just the every day Hollywood madness

 

06/27/2010

“CAnt even count the gunshots ive been hearing for the last couple minutes.can this night get any worse?”

  • Good ol’ USC neighborhood. Who would have thought that this expensive private school is located in such a bad area

 

07/03/2010

“so we had this crazy 5yr old at our pool party: kissing my friends neck, licking her dirty feet, pouring the rest of a jello shot over my other friends white pants. how (excuse me) FUCKED UP will she be in puberty??”

 

07/25/2010

“has never seen more anorexic ppl than on the bev hills farmers market”

 

08/18/2010

“swimming in the ocean with dolphins 15 ft away is awesome :)!”

 

11/18/2010

“TRey just took his shirt off”

  • When you’re drooling over Trey Songz at a concert and can’t write anymore

 

11/01/2010

“So turns out I move into my place and a girl is moving out. We found out we got to know each other last year and hung out once. How small is this world???”

 

11/16/2010

“woke up too late, my train got into an accident and i was stuck and later somebody got shot before i enter the subway station. Glad this day is over!”

 

12/17/2010

“met Nick at the airport,we flew to philly together. Hes also going to stuttgart.not on my flight though. How small is this world!!!”

  • L.A. is so small that your friends/acquaintances take the same flight overseas with you

 

03/20/2011

“is gonna have a shoot with a photographer that has shot Adriana Lima and others before. YAY!!!”

 

03/25/2011

“in a house where u enter on stairs over a pond. And a crazy ass model.”

 

04/03/2011

“just saw a woman with a stroller. no baby but a cat in it!!!! Omg!”

 

04/28/2011

“my landlord is taking the house to the Prince concert ! Woohooo”

  • That was the coolest thing he did. He took 10 people. Other than that, he was being a creep waiting at the stairs until a girl got out of a (ca. 1.5 hour) shower. He also left dirty dishes in trash bags for 6 months because we were so “dirty.” But then the poor maids had to clean them.

 

10/22/2010

“in line waiting to see obama!”

  • …speak at USC

 

09/05/2011

“so there is this black gay guy with a hitler mustache at the pool party!”

  • Tryna be a Hipster or what?

 

09/18/2011

“Holy Lord, what a blessed weekend we had! Saw Jesus twice, first time my friend said ‘may God be with you’, second time we saw Jesus walking around in Hollywood and Kanye’s Jesus song was on at the same time.”

 

10/05/2011

“Rain in LA is funny: u see ppl in their thickest winter jackets and gloves other ppl still wear shorts and sandals.”

  • You clearly know who moved here from the Midwest or so.

 

12/19/2011

“saw NYPD cars and NY yellow cabs in LA -> movie!! Lol”

 

07/01/2012

“”I’m shooting Dr Dre’s new video tomorrow. Do u wanna be dancing in it?” Yea right and no thank you -.-”

 

11/12/2012

“going to sleep with the sound of helicopters and waking up to the sound of the garbage collector trucks (or whatever they’re called) #southLA lol”

  • E40 educated me: dump truck

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